1. Chuck is the only one who doesn't need to play the third period of hockey to win the gold medal.
  2. Chuck is the only one who can eat vegetable from Farmville.
  3. ‎Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.
  4. Chuck Norris can divide by zero...
  5. Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and he got it!
  6. Chuck Norris invented the girafe by uppercut punching a horse.
  7. Epic snowstorm or not, there's a five mile swath of land in the midwest that's sunny and green. Yes, it's where Chuck Norris lives.
  8. There only mayorship in Foursquare because Chuck is all the position above.
  9. Chuck Norris celebrates Valentines day by ripping the heart out of people who wont stop talking about Valentines day.
  10. Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
  11. God and Satan cannot be seen because they are hiding from Chuck Norris!
  12. Decembre 21 2012 will be the end of the World. Except for Chuck Norris. Alone, he will then create a new real badass lifeform.
  13. Chuck Norris knows where the circle begins.
  14. Chuck Norris doesn’t like children. That’s why Comic Sans is on that list.
  15. Chuck Norris once started designing a typeface when he was drunk. That night the "w" was born.
  16. In the beginning was the Word. Then Chuck added other letters, numbers and signs.
  17. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
  18. Chuck Norris only creates one weight per font: Extra Bold, and then roundhouse-kicks it to create italic.
  19. Chuck Norris doesn't have opinions... he has truths.
  20. Chuck Norris shot the serif.
  21. Chuck Norris eats alphabet soup made with hot lead type.
  22. Chuck Norris wrote Lorem ipsum.
  23. When scissors are young they're taught it's not safe to run with Chuck Norris.
  24. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  25. Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
  26. Chuck Norris doesn't need any wilderness survival techniques, it's the wilderness that needs a survival guide to Chuck Norris.
  27. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt, he doesn't go fishing either, it's the prey that surrenders to him, just for the honor of being his meal.
  28. Chuck Norris once threw a javelin for fun. Armstrong found it in 1969.
  29. Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
  30. There are 10 million people in World of Warcraft because Chuck Norris allows them to live.